[Fallon]

I've recently had the pleasure of testing Etizolam from Chemical Collective. This vendor is primarily known for their 1P-LSD but they stock other research chemicals as well. My search for 1P-LSD led me to Reddit where I discovered they took over the remaining stock of the popular 1P-LSD vendor Lysergi.com. User reviews were positive so I checked out their site and saw they also offered Etizolam. I added an order of 1mg pellets to the cart and checked out with Bitcoin.

I've had bad experience with Etizolam pellets before through another vendor. These pellets I later found out were heavily overdosed with other Benzodiazepine powders. Perhaps Alprazolam or some research benzo analogue. This overdose led to an all day road trip I don't remember at all. Scary stuff. (I was not driving.) I would go on to discover there were so called "brand named" versions of Etizolam which were apparently more reliable. These were Etizolam brands like Etilaam and Etizest, manufactured by "Intas." They were not presses but actually manufactured tablets of Etizolam. I tried these as well with good success. I found them much less potent than the pressed pills I originally got.

Yesterday I decided to take the plunge and try 2mg of the pressed tablets from Chemical Collective. I really should have alerted my roommates first in case another blackout situation should have manifest but I kept my secret stack a secret. They've seen me go through the worst of my alcoholism so this would be no big deal. They are also not exactly into Nootropics and research chemicals the way I am. Ever since that first blackout they worry themselves every time I get a shipment in the mail not knowing what powder I will be stacking up on this time. I forget how strange all these powders look to the average person. 

I took 2mg around 8pm. I asked my roommate to drive me to in and out. He said okay but he needed gas. I said "bro, what are we doing still scrounging for gas money in our 30s like peasants?" We laughed. We went to the gas station and I could already feel the onset of the Etizolam. The first wave of anxiety relief hit me as I was pumping gas. I could tell I was under the influence due to the generous amount of gas I pumped into the tank, allowing the gas to freely flow until my friend looked on to me waiting for me to stop the pump. 

At the drive thru of In and out I ordered not one, but 2 double doubles, and not 1, but 2 orders of fries and a strawberry milkshake. My friend had eaten already and wasn't hungry. This outrageous order was indeed the second sign the Etizolam was working in loyal ways. 

Getting home I scarfed down the burgers and fries like a savage beast. With each bite I descended deeper and deeper into the rabbit hole. I felt myself growing increasingly relaxed and tired. I said Goodnight to my roommates which drew confused looks as I never go to bed before they do. Too stacked to bother explaining myself I stumbled into my room and fell onto the bed. I remember putting on a podcast and that was it.

I woke up with most of the memories of the night save for a few fuzzy moments after I ate the burgers. 

All in all I can say the Etizolam is strong, perhaps stronger than the Intas brands I used before. Then again I also had a heavy alcohol tolerance back in those days, so it's hard to tell. I was most happy to not blackout and to know the presses were loyal.

Curious to test these out during the day as a functional test. I believe they knocked me out quick that night due to having worked all day and already being somewhat tired.